Simon Cowell

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Simon Cowell

Postby rebbonk » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:27 pm

When paramedics went to Simon Cowell they did their routine tests;

Pulse-yes.
Blood pressure -yes.
Pupil response-yes.

Then told him
Spoiler:
"congratulations you have three yesses!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Simon Cowell

Postby Melisandre » Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:04 pm

:lol:
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