Wisdom, beauty, or money?

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Wisdom, beauty, or money?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:22 pm

An angel appears before a man and says "I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom, beauty, or ten million dollars".

Immediately, the man chooses wisdom.

There is a flash of lightning, he is transformed, but then he just sits there, staring down at the table.

One of his colleagues whispers "You have great wisdom. Say something!"

The man says
Spoiler:
"I should have taken the money".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wisdom, beauty, or money?

Postby Melisandre » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:14 pm

:lol:
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Re: Wisdom, beauty, or money?

Postby dutchman » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:30 pm

:hysterical:
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