Pregnant daughter

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Pregnant daughter

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:06 am

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.

It only took the doctor about two seconds to say "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"

The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.

The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again,
Spoiler:
and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pregnant daughter

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:31 am

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Re: Pregnant daughter

Postby Jock Strapp » Sat Oct 28, 2017 11:57 am

I recall that my son had a vasectomy, total waste of time. It doesn't prevent a pregnancy it just changes the colour of the baby.
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Re: Pregnant daughter

Postby dutchman » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:45 am

Jock Strapp wrote:I recall that my son had a vasectomy, total waste of time. It doesn't prevent a pregnancy it just changes the colour of the baby.


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