Plastic surgery

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Plastic surgery

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:23 am

Me and the wife were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier.

"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."...

Spoiler:
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Plastic surgery

Postby Melisandre » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:07 pm

:lol:
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