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Sorry about the wait

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:53 am

Waiting to be served at my local restaurant for ages when a plump waitress came over.

"Sorry about the wait" she exclaimed.

"That's okay" I replied,
Spoiler:
"I'm not offended....have you tried the Atkins diet?"

She was moody all night and didn't get a tip.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Sorry about the wait

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:00 pm

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