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Knock on the door

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 14, 2017 11:29 am

There was a knock on my door this evening, it was the police.

They asked, "Sorry to bother you sir, do you live here?"

I said, "No,
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I just nip round to answer the door for them."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Knock on the door

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 14, 2017 1:57 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: Knock on the door

Postby dutchman » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:45 am

:lol:
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