Came off his bike

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Came off his bike

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:55 am

Some bloke started talking to me in the pub last night.

"My mate came off his motorbike today." he said.

"Oh really?" I asked.

"Yes," he replied, "He has slight brain damage, two broken arms and is completely blind in one eye."

"B*gger me," I said,
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"No wonder he came off it then."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Came off his bike

Postby Melisandre » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:05 pm

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