Bumped the car

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Bumped the car

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:58 am

The wife came in this evening with a really unhappy look on her face.

"Please don't be mad with me bab," she said, "but I bumped the car as I was parking it."

"Aww, don't worry love, I've nudged the wall myself a couple of times." I reassured her. "Don't be sad."

"Oh, I'm not." she replied.
Spoiler:
"The airbag smudged my lipstick."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Bumped the car

Postby Melisandre » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:41 pm

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