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Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:56 am

A woman asks her programmer husband to go shopping.

"Dear, please go to the corner store and buy a loaf of bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen."

"OK, hun."

20 minutes later the husband returns with 12 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.

"Dear, why on earth did you buy so much bread?"

Spoiler:
"They had eggs."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Programmer

Postby dutchman » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:23 am

:lol:

it took me a while to get that one but for some reason I laughed out loud even before I understood it? :roll:
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