Name please!

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Name please!

Postby rebbonk » Sun Sep 17, 2017 9:08 am

The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him "what's your name?"

"John", the new bloke replied.

The Forman scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of wishy-washy worksite you were on before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It's weak and wastes time. I call my employees by their last name only -Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. If I want a job done, I yell, Baker, get this or
Jones, do that! Now that we have that straight, what's your last name?"

The new bloke sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

The foreman paused briefly for a couple of seconds, then said quietly,
Spoiler:
"Ok John, the first thing I want you to do is...
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Name please!

Postby dutchman » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:53 pm

:lol:
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Re: Name please!

Postby Melisandre » Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:22 am

:lol:
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