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OK, I'm a little rotund

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:20 am

My neighbour is always having a dig about my weight.

Today he said "How come you're such a fat b*st*rd?"

I said "Because every time I
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have sex with your wife, she gives me a chocolate biscuit."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: OK, I'm a little rotund

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:19 am

:lol:
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Re: OK, I'm a little rotund

Postby dutchman » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:40 am

:applause:
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