Neighbour's BBQ

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Neighbour's BBQ

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:48 am

I went to my next door neighbours BBQ today.

“Did you bring any beer?” He asked.

“No,” I replied, “I was chilling out indoors and I couldn’t be bothered to walk to the shop.”

“You must be the laziest b*st*rd in the world,” He said.

“Yeah,
Spoiler:
the taxi driver just told me the same thing.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Neighbour's BBQ

Postby dutchman » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:50 pm

:lol:
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Re: Neighbour's BBQ

Postby Melisandre » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:32 pm

:lol:
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