Can I bring my dog?

[rebbonk]

While working as an airline customer service agent, I got a call from a woman who wanted to know if she could take her dog on board.

I told her the dog was welcome, as long as she paid a $50 charge and provided her own kennel. I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around and roll over.

"I'll never be able to

Spoiler:

teach him all that by tomorrow!" she said, and hung up.

[Melisandre]