Paddy stops writing and says, "Hey, Seamus, how do you spell 'dattle'"?
"Jaysus, sure I've never even heard that word before, how would ya use it in a sentence?"
"I said...dear Ma, please send a woolly jumper dattle fit me"
Seamus almost wets himself laughing and when he finally calms down he says, "it's eejits like you that get the Irish a bad name....there's no such word as dattle, ya daft muppet. The word ye want is
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