Taken by Cannibals

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A Priest, a Democrat, and a Marine find themselves surrounded by cannibals after surviving a helicopter crash. The cannibal chief says "I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is we're going to kill you and make canoes out of your skins. The good news is you can choose how you want die."

The Priest ask for a gun and shoots himself in the head.

The Democrat asks for poison that kills him instantly.

Last, the Marine asks for a fork.

The cannibal chief gives the Marine a confused look and asks "a fork?" But he gives him the fork anyway.

Then, the Marine begins stabbing himself all over his body.

The cannibal chief looks at him in shock and yells "What are you doing!?"

The Marine looks the chief straight in the eye and yells

Spoiler:

"HERE'S YOUR S*DDING CANOE!!"

[Melisandre]