Why the divorce?

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Why the divorce?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:25 am

Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!"

I felt so special.

She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.

We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay," I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"

I was waiting on the sofa...
Spoiler:
naked!!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Why the divorce?

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:10 pm

:lol:
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