Fancy buying me a drink?

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Fancy buying me a drink?

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 01, 2017 9:11 am

This guy standing at the bar when a girl came up to him.

"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said.

"Sure," he replied. "If you let me choose."

"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"

"Well, it's kind of a talent," he smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."

"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."

So he turned to the barman and said,
Spoiler:
"Diet coke, mate."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fancy buying me a drink?

Postby Melisandre » Tue Aug 01, 2017 3:55 pm

:lol:
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Re: Fancy buying me a drink?

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 02, 2017 12:17 am

:lol:
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