Looking for a barmaid (bit rude)

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Looking for a barmaid (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:46 am

A pub landlord is interviewing three women for a barmaid job.

He asked one question. "You're behind the bar and you notice a £10 note on it what would you do?"

The first one says" If no one claims it I'd put in the tips glass".

The second one says "If no one claims it I'd put it in the charity box'

The third one says "If no one is looking I'd put it straight in my purse".

Which one does he give the job too?

Spoiler:
The one with the biggest t*ts!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Looking for a barmaid (bit rude)

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:08 pm

:lol:
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