Little Johnny puts his hand up, "Miss, Miss , I went to look on a farm Miss and I saw loads of animals."
Teacher replies, "Oh really Johnny, what animals did you see?"
He answers, "There was chickens Miss, and sheep. The farmer showed me his pigs and then he took me out to the field and showed me his f*ckers Miss."
Teacher aghast, "Really Johnny that's dreadful language and what on earth are you talking about?"
Johnny retorts, "Well, they looked like cows Miss and the farmer said
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