"Who killed this elephant?", asks the white hunter.
"I did Bwana" replied the pygmy.
"My God, l'm speechless", says the hunter, "how on earth did you kill it?"
"With my club, Bwana" said the pygmy.
The hunter stands there with his mouth open in amazement. "Bl**dy hell!" He said, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy jumps down off the elephant, looks up at the hunter, and says,
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