The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For £5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For £10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for £20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life"
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled £20 note and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious," she replies.
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