Chat with the teacher

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Chat with the teacher

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:57 am

My daughter's school teacher rang me today.

"Young Sarah didn't turn up for school today?" he said.

"I know, her mother died yesterday," I replied. "So she won't be back for a while."

"Sorry to hear that," he sighed. "How's she getting on?"

"Very well," I replied.
Spoiler:
"She's on her third lot of laundry and has already prepared dinner.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chat with the teacher

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:56 pm

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