Late for work (I actually saw this done!)

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Late for work (I actually saw this done!)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:29 am

A guy shows up late for work.

The boss yells "You should've been here at 8.30!"

He replies. "Why?
Spoiler:
What happened at 8.30?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Late for work (I actually saw this done!)

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:23 pm

:yellow_grin:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am

Re: Late for work (I actually saw this done!)

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:17 pm

In my case a few days later the boss said, "Late again XXX?"

Quick as a flash the miscreant responded, "Yeah, so was I boss. The traffic was horrendous!"

The boss really wasn't amused and eventually made him redundant by very dubious means.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

  • Ads