Not our child

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Not our child

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:25 am

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: - Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside,
Spoiler:
got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Not our child

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:36 pm

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