Underwear for the wife

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Underwear for the wife

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:50 am

My wife wasn't happy when I got her some of Victoria Beckham's designer underwear.

"The bra's too small," she said, "and the knickers are cutting into me. Could you take them back?"

"I doubt it," I replied.
Spoiler:
"David nearly caught me when I was robbing them off their washing line!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Underwear for the wife

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:10 pm

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