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Anniversary

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:39 am

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favourite chocolates arrived.

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
Spoiler:
"I've never had a more wonderful Pancake Day in my life!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Anniversary

Postby pollyanna » Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:40 am

:funny:
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