My life has turned

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My life has turned

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 23, 2017 9:33 am

Just got the internet today and it has turned my life around in 2 hours.

Firstly I won an iPhone for being the 10,000th visitor to a site. Then I won a free Green Card to America. Found out that there are hundreds of horny women that are mad for sex in my area, found out a new way of growing my dick four extra inches, have a sexy Russian teenager on a plane over here and to top it all off I won 3 million in the Jamaican lottery.

Spoiler:
Must be beginners luck.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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