If I win...

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If I win...

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:48 am

"If you win the lottery' the first thing I want is a boob job and a face lift" said my wife as I was checking my numbers.

"Actually the first thing I would buy is a recon engine and a respray for my car" I replied

"Why bother tarting that old thing up," she said. "You might as well get yourself a new one!"

Spoiler:
My point exactly.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: If I win...

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:26 pm

:lol:
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