Wife goes swimming

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Wife goes swimming

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:40 am

My wife went swimming in the ocean while we were on holiday.

I shouted to her, "be careful out there!"

She said, "Don't worry; there's no sharks in these waters."

I said, "No, I know but
Spoiler:
the Japanese whaling fleet is in the area!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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