Buying a suit

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Buying a suit

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 06, 2017 9:39 am

A Brummie walks into a tailors.

"Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please."

The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?"

The Brummie says, "Thanks mate,
Spoiler:
two sugars please."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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