Tears of the oldie

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Tears of the oldie

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:05 am

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying and a passer by asked him what was wrong.

The old man looking up with tears in his eyes sobbed "I'm 92 years old, I have a gorgeous 28 year old girl friend who cooks for me and buys me presents, makes love to me four times a day every day and is passionate in bed."

The passer-by replies "What the hell are you crying about then?"

The old man answers
Spoiler:
"I've forgotten where I live!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Tears of the oldie

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:30 pm

:lol:
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