Bernie is dying

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Bernie is dying

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 20, 2017 10:17 am

After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye, he says "Annabel before I die I have to tell you something".

She replies "Yes, yes dear anything what is it?"

He starts "The first year we were together, I caught pneumonia and almost died. You sat by my bed and nursed me back to health".

To which the wife nods her head and he continues "When I lost half my family in the terrible car crash, it was you by my side who kept me going. When our kids grew up and ran away from home, you sat with me and comforted me! And when I lost everything last year in the fire at the store, you were right by my side the whole time. Annabel You've been through everything with me".

Bernie says "So before I die, I just want you to know
Spoiler:
you're a bl**dy jinx!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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