I can't swim!

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I can't swim!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:17 am

I went fishing at the weekend and there was a bloke splashing around and screaming "I can't swim, I can't swim"

"It's alright mate" I shouted pointing at the nearby sign
Spoiler:
"It says no swimming anyway"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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