Pregnancy question

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Pregnancy question

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:36 am

A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly said "My husband wants me to ask you..."

To which the doctor replies "I know... I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy".

"No, that's not it" the woman confessed. "He wants to know
Spoiler:
if I can still mow the lawn".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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