Man of the house

[rebbonk]

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed!"

One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?"

The man says,

Spoiler:

"Oh I'm not married yet, I'm single!