Alibi?

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Alibi?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:48 am

The police knocked on my door this evening.

"Where were you around 20.05 last night sir?" asked the officer.

"Funny you should ask," I replied. "I took the wife upstairs at 8 pm to make love."

"That's true," my wife shouted over,
Spoiler:
"but God knows where he was at five past."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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