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Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 08, 2017 10:48 am

My wife was furious this morning when I came home drunk from a party.

"You absolute b*st*rd!" she screamed.

"Oh that's it," I said. "Start on me as soon as I walk through the door."

"What the hell do you expect me to say?" she yelled.

I said,
Spoiler:
"A happy new year would be nice."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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