Role reversal

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Role reversal

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:07 am

A man was tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so prayed: ‘Lord: I go to work every day while my wife just stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So can we switch for a day, Amen.’

God in his infinite wisdom granted the man’s wish. Next morning, the man awoke as a woman. He cooked breakfast, woke the kids, packed their lunches, drove them to school, went to the bank, shopped, walked the dog and it was already 1 p.m. So he rushed the daily house chores and ran to school to collect the kids. Back home, after arguing with the kids about homework, he ironed and prepared dinner. After dinner, he cleaned up, folded the laundry, bathed the kids and put them to bed.

At 9 p.m., exhausted, he went to bed and was then expected to perform his marital duties!

Next morning he awoke and immediately said: ‘Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. Please! Let us trade back. Amen!’

The Lord replied: ‘My son, you have learned your lesson, I will be happy to change things back …..
Spoiler:
you’ll just have to wait 9 months though. You got pregnant last night!’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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