It went like this...

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It went like this...

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:15 am

The missus just phoned me and the conversation went like this!..

Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?"
Me: "Yeah."
Her: "Wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."
Me: "Right, I've done that"
Her: "Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion!"
Me: "I can see that, yeah."
Her: "Just behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each other!"
Me: Okay, I see them."
Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the screen, there's a gladiator holding a spear."
Me: "Yes! I can see him!"
Her: Right!
Spoiler:
Those are the Sandals I want for my Birthday!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: It went like this...

Postby Melisandre » Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:28 pm

:lol: Sounds like my youngest daughter
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