She's having contractions

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She's having contractions

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:37 am

He shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", he shouts,
Spoiler:
"this is her husband!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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