Hiking

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Hiking

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:29 am

A man comes home from a long business trip and finds his son playing with an expensive toy.

"Who bought you that?" asks Dad.

"I did," replies the boy. "I bought it with the money I earned hiking."

"Hiking?" asks his father. "Who pays anyone to go hiking?"

"Mr Jones next door," replies the boy.
Spoiler:
"Every time he came around to see Mummy he gave me £5.00 and told me to take a hike."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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