It's a bit warm

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It's a bit warm

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:56 am

Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

Spoiler:
"Probably that I married you for your money."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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