Man walks into a bar...

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Man walks into a bar...

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:32 am

A man walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. He looks around, admiring the room and he soon notices that there are big lumps of meat hanging on the ceiling.

He then says to the bartender, "Why have you got all this meat hanging around?''.

The barman says, "It's a little bet that we are running. If you can jump up and grab a bit of meat in your mouth then you can have all of your drinks bought for you. If you fail then you have to buy everyone else in the bar their drinks for them. Are you going to have a try at it''.

The man shakes his head and says to the bartender,
Spoiler:
"No, the stakes are to high."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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