Hedgehogs crossing the road

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Hedgehogs crossing the road

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:14 am

Two Wise Old Hedgehogs and a young one are planning to cross a busy motorway.

The cars are flying by really quickly and they cannot get across.

One of the Old Hedgehogs says the best way to get across would be to wait until it gets dark and then try to cross.

He said if a car is coming just try to stay in between the two headlights and the car will drive over you and you will be safe.

They waited until it got dark and then got the young hedgehog try out the theory.

Sure enough halfway across along came a car, he remembered what he was told and aimed in between the oncoming cars headlights and held his breath, SPLAT!

The Two Old Hedgehogs looked at each other and one said "Well, b*gger me, what do you think of that"?

The other one said, " Yeah,
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