Take a torch

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Take a torch

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:50 am

My son asked me if he could borrow my torch because he was going out on a date.

I said to him "I never used to take a torch on my dates when I was your age".

"I know," he said.
Spoiler:
"look what you ended up with".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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