Why did you call the emergency services?

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Why did you call the emergency services?

Postby rebbonk » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:19 am

A woman called for an ambulance.

The operator said, "How may I help you?"

The woman said, "I banged my toe against the coffee table, and it really hurts."

The operator said, "You want to call an ambulance for that?"

"No," said the woman, "It's for my husband,
Spoiler:
he shouldn't have laughed."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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