Poor burglar

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Poor burglar

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:52 am

"Get this," said the bloke to his mates. "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything." his mates asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted goolies.
Spoiler:
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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