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Police statement

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:15 am

WEST MIDLANDS POLICE STATEMENT:

A man has been found dead in a river this morning wearing a Villa shirt, fish net stockings, suspenders and a black thong.

Spoiler:
Police have removed the Villa shirt to save his family any embarrassment.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Police statement

Postby dutchman » Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:19 am

:funny: Made me laugh out loud that one
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Re: Police statement

Postby pollyanna » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:40 am

:rolling: :rolling:
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