Only ever had sex with 3 girls (bit rude)

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Only ever had sex with 3 girls (bit rude)

Postby rebbonk » Mon Sep 05, 2016 10:04 am

I took a bird back to my place last night.

After ripping off my boxer shorts, she looked at me and asked, "What's wrong?"

"This doesn't feel right," I said, quickly sitting up. "I've only ever had sex with three girls."

"Really?" she asked.

I said, "Yeah,
Spoiler:
do you fancy giving two of your mates a call?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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