Cooking for myself

[rebbonk]

I have never cooked anything before, but last night my wife was out so I attempted to cook myself something out of the freezer.

The instructions read, 'Remove the packaging and put it in oven for 25 minutes'

So 25 minutes later I took the packaging out of the oven and thought to myself, "Great,

Spoiler:

now I've got a fire."